She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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