what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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