I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
smell my finger.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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