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(973): View more from New Jersey

I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.

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(845): View more from New York

if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally

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(928): View more from Arizona

I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines

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(716): View more from New York

Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.

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(714): View more from California

My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.

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