I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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