You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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