4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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