Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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