Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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