I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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