Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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