They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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