is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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