I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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