we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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