you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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