Banned from zoo.
Again?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
