My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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