her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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