Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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