that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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