Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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