fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
These tits shall not be calmed
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize
