I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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