Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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