my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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