Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize