South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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