Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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