I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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