is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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