I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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