So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I smell stomach acid.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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