woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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