i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
