Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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