oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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