I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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