Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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