He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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