we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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