And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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