isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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