i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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