walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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