white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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