sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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