He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
