Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I see more hoeing in ur future
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