apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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