I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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