Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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