Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He passed out mid-signature
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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