i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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