I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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