We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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