singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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